Greetings, my dear milk jug enthusiasts! Welcome to the Church of the Milk Jug Man, where our holy trinity consists of calcium, vitamin D, and the occasional chocolate chip cookie.
Greetings, my dear milk jug enthusiasts! Welcome to the Church of the Milk Jug Man, where our holy trinity consists of calcium, vitamin D, and the occasional chocolate chip cookie.
How to To join our sacred order
How to To join our sacred order
you must adhere to the following commandments:
you must adhere to the following commandments:
1. Thou shalt not be a Jeet. Jeets are forbidden from entering our holy dairy sanctuary.
2. Thou shalt always have milk in your fridge. It is our sacred duty to ensure that no cookie goes dunked without the proper accompaniment.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's milk jug. Each jug is a sacred vessel, and coveting another's jug is a sin against the Milk Jug Man.
4. Thou shalt always pour milk with a flourish. A simple pour is an insult to the Milk Jug Man's greatness.
5. Thou shalt always say "glug glug glug" when pouring milk. It is the sacred chant of our order.
1. Thou shalt not be a Jeet. Jeets are forbidden from entering our holy dairy sanctuary.
2. Thou shalt always have milk in your fridge. It is our sacred duty to ensure that no cookie goes dunked without the proper accompaniment.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's milk jug. Each jug is a sacred vessel, and coveting another's jug is a sin against the Milk Jug Man.
4. Thou shalt always pour milk with a flourish. A simple pour is an insult to the Milk Jug Man's greatness.
5. Thou shalt always say "glug glug glug" when pouring milk. It is the sacred chant of our order.
Pray to the sacred milk jug
Pray to the sacred milk jug
Oh, Sacred Milk Jug,
We thank you for your creamy goodness,
For your ability to make cookies taste even better,
And for your unwavering support of our dunking endeavors.
Please bless our milk jugs,
And keep the Jeets far from our sacred order.
In the name of the Milk Jug Man,
Amen.
May the Milk Jug Man bless you on your journey through the dairy aisle of life.
Oh, Sacred Milk Jug,
We thank you for your creamy goodness,
For your ability to make cookies taste even better,
And for your unwavering support of our dunking endeavors.
Please bless our milk jugs,
And keep the Jeets far from our sacred order.
In the name of the Milk Jug Man,
Amen.
May the Milk Jug Man bless you on your journey through the dairy aisle of life.